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A Swift kick in the A**
chris castillo · The Right Nut
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2026
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A Swift kick in the A** is coming for the league, and it isn't subtle. There's no past here to brag about yet. Chris — fill in your legend before someone else writes it for you.
🐿️ 2026 Draft Roast
Chris grabbed Puka at 4 and Justin Jefferson in Round 2, then hung 202.48 on Goedert in Week 5, the league high score of the year. Seven IR moves, Caleb Williams under center, and a team name that doubles as a scouting report.
2026 picks: R1 Puka Nacua LAR WR, R2 Justin Jefferson MIN WR, R3 Javonte Williams DAL RB, R4 D'Andre Swift CHI RB, R5 Tyler Warren IND TE, R6 Luther Burden III CHI WR, R7 Jaylen Warren PIT RB, R8 Justin Herbert LAC QB, R9 Josh Jacobs GB RB, R10 Wan'Dale Robinson TEN WR, R11 Caleb Williams CHI QB, R12 Seahawks D/ST, R13 Jacory Croskey-Merritt WSH RB, R14 Juwan Johnson NO TE, R15 Jason Myers SEA K, R16 Chargers D/ST, R17 Caleb Douglas MIA WR
Highlights
- Fresh 2026 team name
- Delivering kicks weekly, results pending
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