ℹ️ Past seasons are tracked by TEAM NAME. Owner history before 2026 isn't confirmed yet, so pre-2026 trophies belong to the franchise name.
Wall of Shame
Got a zinger? Text or email it to Jeremiah (the commissioner) and it'll get nailed to the Wall. No moderation, just judgment.
🛠️ Low-tech on purpose: this page is refreshed by hand whenever the commissioner gets around to it.
⚠️ Posts tagged SAMPLE / DEMO are placeholders, not real league trash talk (yet).
🎯 Target: Dr Crack
“Defending champ? More like defending a fluke. Enjoy the trophy, it's the only thing you'll start correctly all year.”
— Anonymous · 2026-10-20
🎯 Target: All Hits No Misses
“Your team name is false advertising and we have the box scores to prove it.”
— Kardiac Kids · 2026-10-18
🎯 Target: I Want Sprinkles
“Last title was 2018. The sprinkles have gone stale, my guy.”
— Anonymous · 2026-10-15
“Whoever started a kicker on bye week: we know. The squirrel knows.”
— Anonymous · 2026-10-12