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Kardiac Kids
Sam Masri · The Left Nut
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Kardiac Kids: the name says it all. Runner-up in 2024, third in 2025, and responsible for at least three Monday-night cardiologist visits. The title is coming. Probably in the final second.
🐿️ 2026 Draft Roast
Sam took Bijan at 2, then McBride, Jeanty and Bo Nix — and then made exactly ONE acquisition all year. Set it and forget it. The heart attacks are coming from the fan base watching him refuse to touch the waiver wire.
2026 picks: R1 Bijan Robinson ATL RB, R2 Ashton Jeanty LV RB, R3 Trey McBride ARI TE, R4 Emeka Egbuka TB WR, R5 Ladd McConkey LAC WR, R6 Rome Odunze CHI WR, R7 Christian Watson GB WR, R8 Bo Nix DEN QB, R9 Tony Pollard TEN RB, R10 Brandon Aubrey DAL K, R11 Rams D/ST, R12 Dylan Sampson CLE RB, R13 Pat Freiermuth PIT TE, R14 Kyler Murray MIN QB, R15 Khalil Shakir BUF WR, R16 Brian Robinson Jr. ATL RB, R17 Denzel Boston CLE WR
Highlights
- Kardiac Kids name: 2024 runner-up
- 3rd place in 2025
- Edit me — tell the league your origin story
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